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The Traded LucarioLuke was a 15 year old teenager from Washington, DC. He had few friends, but all together, he was a nice guy. He loved Pokémon so much, that in every Pokémon game, he's caught every single one. Except for a Lucario. And that is where our story begins.
"Oh God Damnit!" Luke said, as he failed yet again to find a Lucario in his game, Pokemon: Black. Tired of searching Challenger's cave for a Lucario, he decided to head to the Pokémon Center in Nimbasa City. After he saved, he was going to press the power button on his 3DS. Just as his finger was about to press it, a notification came up on the screen, stating that he had a pokemon in GTS trade for him to pick up. As he entered the elevator, the screen loaded. The 3D pokéball dropped to the bottom
Double Trouble! Pikachu Tf"Ughh..." Ash said as he woke up from his hotel bed. "I can't wait to get some Magikarp fish sticks for breakfast at the Castelia Diner. Ash had stayed up late when he had followed a litwick to try and catch it. Ash looked around the room, only to see that Pikachu, Iris, and Cilan had already gone to the diner. He scrambled up, when seeing there was a small caterpie crawling on the floor. Then he went to the closet to get dressed.
A few floors down,
Jessie and James stood in the elevator, with Jessie holding a small black briefcase with an bright red "R" on it. "Remember what the boss said?" Meowth chimed in. "Yes, Meowth. The same as always. Try and capture the little twerp's pikachu. Or if he has one, a legendary pokémon. But what are these stupid cases even for?" Jessie said, a little agitated. "It's the perfect plan to get our promotion." James grinned, as he opened the case, revealing a syringe with a strange, yellow liquid splashing inside of it.
The ShifterTom was just a normal teenager in year eight at school trying to get a head start in life. He had a couple of friends; he was pretty average sized about one hundred and fifty-five centimetres to be exact. He was an only child in his family, and he came from a European background. He lived in the small town Ollendale, in Canada. Little did he know that was all going to change soon enough? It was nearing his fourteenth birthday; he was expecting some changes like growth spurts and stuff. One night after school, he went to the movies with his friends to celebrate his upcoming fourteenth birthday. While he was watching the movie he started feeling a bit drowsy but he pushed it off. When he got home he was really tired so he had dinner and went off to bed. The next morning he woke up excited about his birthday, the unfortunate thing was his birthday was on a school day, so before he celebrated he had to go to school.
After school on that same day he rushed home, to expect a couple of presen
Lucario TF"Omigod!!!" James said with an excited grin, as if he was about to jizz his pants. "Dude. Calm Down. It only a game." Tom said. Tom had just bought Super Smash Brothers Brawl, in which is friend, James, was really excited about. But to Tom, he played endless hours on Melee, and just wanted to get the game over with. As he ripped open the plastic, he smelled that new store scent. Then he smelled something worse. "Holy Shit did something die in here?!" Tom shouted. "Sorry" James said with embarrassment on his face. "Next time open a window or at least warn me!" Then Tom realized why they werw there in the first place. "Lets just get this open and play." Tom opened the box, and put the disk into the Wii. "Yo James, catch" Tom said quickly. "Wha??" There was a loud THUNK! as the Wiimote hit James' face " SON OF A-" James Shouted, as Tom snapped to realize that he accidentally hit his friend. "Crap, im sorry. Well, lets play. I've waited long enough." Tom moaned. "READY? GO!" the
Red's True Stories 1So it was a few years back in elementary school, and it was after lunch, during recess. So me and my friend, Luke, were chatting with each other near the baseball park fence (the school is next to one). So we're talking, and we have hear this liquid trickling on the other side of the fence. So we look back there, and we see some kid called Gilbert, PEEING on the baseball field! Seeing this, Luke and I gasp loudly. Everyone had heard us gasp, and turned to see Gilbert too. With his pants down still, Gilbert was so embarrassed he pooped on the field. So 2 of his friends see him, and decide to back him up. They go over to him, unzip their pants, pull down their underwear, and start MASTURBATING in front of the whole school! Gilbert, decided to go along with this, and remember me and Luke are standing about 5 feet away from them masturbating! So the 3 of them getting huge erections in front of the school, some kid runs away to tell the principal. (Warning: The following paragraph should be
Pikachu TFJason was always a jerk to everyone. Taunting, Humiliating anyone that would cross his path. For some reason, he managed to get a few friends. He even taunted them. For a High Schooler, most of time was wasted away on pokemon trading, online chat rooms, and playing with his pokemon toys. One day, one friend had enough. Mordecai, was a person who didnt easily snap, and loved helping people. But Mordecai finally exploded. In an email, he sent a message to Jason stating that he
would send him an anger management drink that would make him relaxed. Knowing Mordecai was an ally, he easily said yes. Back at Mordecai's house, he had discovered a serum for pokemon. Mordecai snickered as he was almost done preparing the package. As he sealed the last corner, he was very happy. Jason finally received it the next day, and saw the note attached. It read,
Here is the anger management drink for you. Hope you feel better!
As Jason quickly drank the serum, he did not notice the
Roman Runaway (Romano x Reader)
(Romano x Reader)
Song(s) to listen to, ‘Opus 33’ from Dustin O’ Halloran to get the full feeling of this story.
“FIND HER! WHERE DID SHE GO?!” I could feel my heart beat from within my chest as I ran towards freedom.
“A-almost there!” I called out airily as I proceeded to make it towards the large sign of the hotel we were staying at.
“I THINK I’VE FOUND HER! CORNER HER BOYS!” I looked behind me to see a large group of guards, at least ten of them.
Protect me my ass, these fools just wanted their pay.
“GAH!” I felt my body suddenly collide with the cold, icy, ground. I crawled my way o
Reader x Karkat: WhateverThe date is December 3rd, 2013.
The time: 5:45 a.m.
Everyone is sleeping, save a human named ___ ___ and a troll named Karkat Vantas.
You happened to be the human mentioned.
And, in fact, Karkat is your best friend!
He's also your crush, not that'd you tell him.
At least, that's what it USED to be. You think you've finally gathered the courage to admit it.
Emphasis on think.
You see, Karkat's been acting odd lately.
His usual 'fuck you' attitude was replaced more with a 'go the fuck away; I don't want to talk to anyone' attitude instead.
And, quite literally, it seemed the only word in his vocabulary lately was 'whatever'.
In all seriousness, no matter what you told him, he either did nothing, let out an artificial grunt, or responded with 'whatever'.
You were beginning to question what that word even meant.
"Karkat?" you poked the sleepy troll's shoulder, and he grunted. "I love you..." you said uncertainly.
He grunted again.
"You know I'm serious, right?"
"Karkat. I lov
Heir Loki x Baby readerThe night air was crisp as Loki casually strolled through some Midgardian woods. The full moon illuminated the bare trees and the snow covered ground, creating a very beautiful scenery; but there was one sound that shattered the sought after serenity, a baby’s wail- high pitched and annoying. Loki went on so deep in thought he remained oblivious to the wails that grew louder and louder. In fact he wasn’t pulled out of his mind until the source of the screaming was directly in front of him.
“Silence you mewling quim!” Loki bellowed as he glared at the child that could be no older than a year old. You quieted immediately and all tears in your (e/c) eyes seemingly dried up. Blood glistened in the moonlight against your (s/c) skin and led Loki to notice you were clad only in a diaper in freezing weather; a feat only capable by Frost Giants and Fire Fae as far as he knew.
“Where is your mother?”
You gurgled, causing the blood on y
i am alpha and omegaShe stands up, dizzy and drunk. Wonders when her heels came unstrapped, and grips the glass she's got in her hand tighter than she holds her rosary on sleepless nights. Her vision hazy, she trips over her own twisted ankles trying to stand up and pulls the bottom hem of her dress down because her mother taught her two things: One, a lady never shows her ass in public. Two, a lady only drinks the strongest of whiskeys. That was before she had skipped town to pal around with her new boyfriend that had pockets deeper than Lake Baikal, if you know what I'm saying.
The silence is heavy as she slowly makes her way out of whatever hallway she had found herself in, stepping over someone else's body that's marinated in liquor for only god knows how long. It takes an effort not to tumble down the stairs in her shit-faced state, and she barely makes it out alive. There's a door. Opens it. There's a city outside cast in the glow of a purple sunrise,
Secret Santa- Finland x Reader (ONE SHOT)
The snow settled on the ground peacefully. It was Christmas Eve and everything was perfect.
Well, almost everything. The fact was, a Finnish man and his (nationality) girlfriend were arguing over the issue of Christmas again.
“Why are you never here?” you screeched at him, “I go to celebrate with you every year just to have you gone all night! Do you know how frustrating that is?”
Your (h/c) was damp from the shower you just had. Upon getting out, you saw your loving boyfriend getting ready to leave like he always did this time of year. It had seemed even worse ever since you had moved in with him or perhaps you just noticed more now.
“Listen (Name)...” he pleaded, “I can’t tell you just yet. It hurts me to keep it away from you but it will come in time.”
“NO! I’m sick of you leaving every Christmas Eve! We may as well break up if you can’t tell me!”
Tino sighed gently, “Tomorrow. I&
Caption Challenge: Playing Hooky
"Do I really have to wear this?" Keith complained to his mom as he straightened his tie.
She smiled at him as she dusted his shoulder, "Of course, sweetie! Why wouldn't you when you look so dashing?"
"Mooom!" Keith pouted.
"Oh, don't be so stubborn, dear, you look handsome."
"Yea, Keith, at least you're not wearing this." His sister, Lily, gestured to the uniform dress she was wearing, "It's cold out and I still have to wear a skirt; at least you get some fashionable pants. All I get is this plaid nightmare."
"Come now, you two, grab your lunches and head to school."
Lily was over exaggerating about how cold it actually was. Sure, it was the beginning of fall, but the weather was still relatively warm. She was constantly rubbing her arms to keep warm, expecting Keith to hand her his jacket. After several attempts, she figured she may as well 'endure the cold' all the way to school.
"This is stupid; I don't want to go to school like this." Lily pointed at
All I wanted was toast Thor x Reader It was an early windy Monday morning and you were standing in your kitchen with a large grin plastered on your face. You cradled the reason for your happiness in your hands before placing it on the counter. It was Asgardian toast spread and it was awesome. Thor had gotten you hooked to the stuff about a month ago and ever since then you had to have it every morning. With your smile still present on your face as you placed some bread into the toaster and pushed the handle down. Your smile dimmed though when the bread popped back up.
You pushed down once again but the result was the same. Your lips formed into a mini pout while you grabbed the handle for the third time. You slammed it down with as much force as you could muster and smiled in triumph when the bread stayed down, but that quickly turned into a full pout when you heard the dreaded ‘boing’ only a few seconds later.
“Aw, my toaster
hives.things i've done since i left you:
written a book.stopped self harm.cut my hair off.stopped sleeping.made myself get a B average.started/stopped smoking. we were a mess. you were the one to tell me that i was perfect, and i believed you right up until i didn't. that happened about the same time as me realizing that i did't want to be perfect. i decided that i would rather be like the stars (almost chaotic and always beautiful) and i guess you decided you'd rather be like the Dust Bowl; always moving. Always destroying.
things you've done since i left you:
started drinking again.stopped thinking about college.continued to love me, even though i asked you not to.broke promises.
you told me that i promised to never leave you, but that's not true. see, i swore to always love you, and i'm sure i always will. the ground and the galaxy are just so far away, you see, and our arms aren't long enoug
Sugar-Induced Coma (New Zealand x Serious!Reader)“HellotheredoyoulikecookiesIsuredo! DoyoulikedogsIlikecatsbutwhatever! Lookarock! It’sahamsterwalkingatree! Hi.”
“...Hello…” you said finally after a long pause to take in everything that the hyper New Zealander said.
You just noticed how much sugar he ingested yesterday at America’s party, but you couldn’t imagine somebody still being hyped up after 24 hours.
“You know my name, New Zealand,” you said, taking his hand and bringing him into your car, which you are going to drive over to America’s house for an explanation of what was in those sugar cakes and cookies and lots of other sugary stuff.
His loud outburst made you stop in your tracks.
“It’s a bird. I’m going to pass out now.”
He did exactly what he said. He fell onto the hard cement of the parking lot, right next to your car.
Meowth TF"That one looks nice." The 16 year old Sasha said. "But ma'mm," The Kennel Guard said with an eyebrow raised. "I'm not even sure that's a cat. But whatever you say." The vet took the creature out of the cage. When Sasha looked at it, it reminded her of her favorite Pokémon, Meowth. As she gleefully bought it, she was excited to get a pet. As she pulled into the driveway of her house, in 5 second she was in her house and ready to see her new cat. On her couch, she put the carrier on her lap and unlocked it. As the cage door popped open, the cat's head popped out, Sasha grabbed it and hugged it so tight. She invited her friend, Sirena, over to see it. When Sasha invites Sirena in, they both squealed in delight. "OMG OMG you have it you have it! I only thought they were imaginary it even has the gem on it's head!!!" Sirena screamed. "I know!!! And only $50 bucks!!!" Sasha replied.When sasha picked the Meowth up, it accidentally scratched it's claw against her thigh. "Ow!" she screame
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