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The Traded LucarioLuke was a 15 year old teenager from Washington, DC. He had few friends, but all together, he was a nice guy. He loved Pokémon so much, that in every Pokémon game, he's caught every single one. Except for a Lucario. And that is where our story begins.
"Oh God Damnit!" Luke said, as he failed yet again to find a Lucario in his game, Pokemon: Black. Tired of searching Challenger's cave for a Lucario, he decided to head to the Pokémon Center in Nimbasa City. After he saved, he was going to press the power button on his 3DS. Just as his finger was about to press it, a notification came up on the screen, stating that he had a pokemon in GTS trade for him to pick up. As he entered the elevator, the screen loaded. The 3D pokéball dropped to the bottom
Double Trouble! Pikachu Tf"Ughh..." Ash said as he woke up from his hotel bed. "I can't wait to get some Magikarp fish sticks for breakfast at the Castelia Diner. Ash had stayed up late when he had followed a litwick to try and catch it. Ash looked around the room, only to see that Pikachu, Iris, and Cilan had already gone to the diner. He scrambled up, when seeing there was a small caterpie crawling on the floor. Then he went to the closet to get dressed.
A few floors down,
Jessie and James stood in the elevator, with Jessie holding a small black briefcase with an bright red "R" on it. "Remember what the boss said?" Meowth chimed in. "Yes, Meowth. The same as always. Try and capture the little twerp's pikachu. Or if he has one, a legendary pokémon. But what are these stupid cases even for?" Jessie said, a little agitated. "It's the perfect plan to get our promotion." James grinned, as he opened the case, revealing a syringe with a strange, yellow liquid splashing inside of it.
The ShifterTom was just a normal teenager in year eight at school trying to get a head start in life. He had a couple of friends; he was pretty average sized about one hundred and fifty-five centimetres to be exact. He was an only child in his family, and he came from a European background. He lived in the small town Ollendale, in Canada. Little did he know that was all going to change soon enough? It was nearing his fourteenth birthday; he was expecting some changes like growth spurts and stuff. One night after school, he went to the movies with his friends to celebrate his upcoming fourteenth birthday. While he was watching the movie he started feeling a bit drowsy but he pushed it off. When he got home he was really tired so he had dinner and went off to bed. The next morning he woke up excited about his birthday, the unfortunate thing was his birthday was on a school day, so before he celebrated he had to go to school.
After school on that same day he rushed home, to expect a couple of presen
Lucario TF"Omigod!!!" James said with an excited grin, as if he was about to jizz his pants. "Dude. Calm Down. It only a game." Tom said. Tom had just bought Super Smash Brothers Brawl, in which is friend, James, was really excited about. But to Tom, he played endless hours on Melee, and just wanted to get the game over with. As he ripped open the plastic, he smelled that new store scent. Then he smelled something worse. "Holy Shit did something die in here?!" Tom shouted. "Sorry" James said with embarrassment on his face. "Next time open a window or at least warn me!" Then Tom realized why they werw there in the first place. "Lets just get this open and play." Tom opened the box, and put the disk into the Wii. "Yo James, catch" Tom said quickly. "Wha??" There was a loud THUNK! as the Wiimote hit James' face " SON OF A-" James Shouted, as Tom snapped to realize that he accidentally hit his friend. "Crap, im sorry. Well, lets play. I've waited long enough." Tom moaned. "READY? GO!" the
Red's True Stories 1So it was a few years back in elementary school, and it was after lunch, during recess. So me and my friend, Luke, were chatting with each other near the baseball park fence (the school is next to one). So we're talking, and we have hear this liquid trickling on the other side of the fence. So we look back there, and we see some kid called Gilbert, PEEING on the baseball field! Seeing this, Luke and I gasp loudly. Everyone had heard us gasp, and turned to see Gilbert too. With his pants down still, Gilbert was so embarrassed he pooped on the field. So 2 of his friends see him, and decide to back him up. They go over to him, unzip their pants, pull down their underwear, and start MASTURBATING in front of the whole school! Gilbert, decided to go along with this, and remember me and Luke are standing about 5 feet away from them masturbating! So the 3 of them getting huge erections in front of the school, some kid runs away to tell the principal. (Warning: The following paragraph should be
Pikachu TFJason was always a jerk to everyone. Taunting, Humiliating anyone that would cross his path. For some reason, he managed to get a few friends. He even taunted them. For a High Schooler, most of time was wasted away on pokemon trading, online chat rooms, and playing with his pokemon toys. One day, one friend had enough. Mordecai, was a person who didnt easily snap, and loved helping people. But Mordecai finally exploded. In an email, he sent a message to Jason stating that he
would send him an anger management drink that would make him relaxed. Knowing Mordecai was an ally, he easily said yes. Back at Mordecai's house, he had discovered a serum for pokemon. Mordecai snickered as he was almost done preparing the package. As he sealed the last corner, he was very happy. Jason finally received it the next day, and saw the note attached. It read,
Here is the anger management drink for you. Hope you feel better!
As Jason quickly drank the serum, he did not notice the
Daddy!LevixChild!Reader - The Hard Stuff
Levi looked down at his daughter. She stood timidly near the doorway, fiddling with the large towel in her hands. Her hair was still soaked from the bath she had taken not minutes ago, and droplets of water fell from the glossy strands and onto her yellow nightgown.
“What, _____?” he said in his usual cold tone, though _____ knew it wasn’t completely intentional.
The six-year-old looked down at the peach-colored towel clutched in her tiny fingers. “U-Um, Mommy always helps me dry my hair. . .”
Levi sighed softly and sat up on the couch, motioning _____ to come closer. When she did, he sat her down on the floor in front of him and took the towel from her hands. He spread the towel over her small head and gently massaged it through the towel. He wrapped the towel around her long strands and proceeded to knead the water out of them.
“Daddy, where’s Mommy?” _____ asked, turning her head to look at her father.
LevixSick!Reader - Sing Me 'Soft Kitty' [AU]
“Keep the thermometer under your tongue, _____.”
_____ grimaced, using her teeth to maneuver the thermometer in her mouth underneath her tongue. “I really don’t think I’m that sick, Levi—”
“And don’t talk with it in your mouth,” the short man interrupted. After a minute or so, he extracted the thermometer from _____’s mouth and looked at the temperature. “Tch,” he hissed in disapproval. “Thirty-nine on the dot.”
“Seriously?” _____ groaned, falling onto her bed and glaring at the ceiling. “I don’t even feel that bad. This should be illegal!”
“Well, you’re sick whether you can feel it or not.” Levi left the room to wash and put away the thermometer. He returned a few moments later carrying a tray with a glass of ice water, a washcloth, and a bowl of water sitting on it. He set down the tray on _____’s nightstand before dipping the washcloth into
The InfomercialThe Infomercial
(This story is from the upcoming MagnusMagneto Musclethology #1. It's a collection of three short stories that will be given exclusively to those who support me on Patreon. These stories will be even more whimsical than my usual stuff, foregoing character development and scientific explanations for more light-hearted fare.
If you want access to this story in PDF format along with two more tales of similar length and light-hearted tone, consider becoming a Patron of mine before July 31st! http://www.patreon.com/magnusmagneto
There are also a few references/homages to other FMG works/authors and the femmuscle community in general. All done out of total respect and admiration. See how many you get!)
“Welcome folks to the infomercial event of the year!” A tall, attractive woman with bright auburn hair and piercing blue eyes faced the camera with a bright, white smile. She wore skimpy blue workout clothes
Death Battle: Scorpion vs. Hellboy
Roy: Alright the combatants are set, we have taken every angle into account and we have found ourselves a verdict.
Ivan: Let us watch the Hellfire ninja attempt to break his streak.
Roy: So, it's time for a Death Battle!
Ivan: So enthusiastic...
Roy: What? Just because I stole your line-
Ivan: IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!!
It was quiet that night. No one was out of their home, probably because of the big red demon walking about. Hellboy stepped out of a nearby pancake house, the owner watching his demonic customer exit the restaurant. His breath reeked of pancakes and beer.
Hellboy pulled out a wrinkled and folded-up piece of paper. It had "DEATH BATTLE" written at the top. Hellboy looked at it as he found the opponents name on the paper.
"Scorpion." Hellboy read aloud as he checked the area. He didn't see anything. Meanwhile in the depths of hell a yell was heard. A yellow clad ninja walked out of a blazing fire, a chain hanging from his arm. It was Scorpion.
TG Caption This: It Was In School's Mystery Meat?!
"A cheeseburger please," said the girl across the counter. I happily handed her the burger and let the next person come up.
"I'll take the ham," said the next guy. I pulled the slice of ham out of the tray it was warming up in, and stuck it on the tray.
"Would you like some potatoes with that?" I asked. The guy shook his head and walked down to the drinks.
"I'll take the chicken, and can I have his potatoes?" asked the girl behind him who stepped up to the counter.
"Protocol says I shouldn't, but I'll make an exception just for you." I said with a wink.
The girl laughed. "You're the best Tom! Let's hang out after school."
Student after student came up and ordered each of our school's dishes. Sure enough, by the end of my shift, all food was gone except for the one dish nobody every ordered - the mystery meat. There were some pretty bad rumors as to what was really inside of it. Some said it was the ground up body of the old superintendent, some said it was the foreskins of newborn babi
Here's to you, coconut man.We found the coconut man on Seven Mile Beach. His bag held dozens of coconuts, a machete and a bottle of rum. For five dollars each we drank island-made dark liquor and scraped our teeth against the flesh of our cups. Buzzed in the blazing mid-day sun, we sank into the sand and let the gentle swell wash over our toes.
The water was aquamarine and warm; the Caribbean Sea breathing a calm wind over the shore. For a while we just lay there breathing in the salty air, luxuriating in the heat, our bodies unceremoniously slack against the beach.
It was the changing tide that sobered us; sneaky little waves crawled up the shore tickling my skin in its wake. Our feet carried us up and down the coast, seashells finding their way into our pockets and the coconut man was never too far away for a refill.
We were hammock bound as the sun dipped low, our eyes hopelessly glued to a sunset that turned both sea and sky into fire. We slept well that night, our limbs heavy, our skin tan and our minds awa
Penny and The Spider“Three. Two. One. DRINK!” Jana Glushakov squealed excitedly before she and her group of friends eagerly gulped back their multi-coloured shots of tequila. She downed it in one, then briefly stuck out her tongue to get rid of the aftertaste. “Whew, I always forget how strong they make them here,” Jana giggled.
“Want another birthday girl?” her friend and housemate Harmony asked Jana after she finished her own shot. “It’s my turn to buy a round in.”
Jana shook her head, “No let’s wait until the next bar. Besides I’ve got half a Long Island Ice Tea to finish.”
Jana’s friends tried to persuade her otherwise, but the birthday girl, nineteen that very day, had made up her mind. The beautiful blonde haired girl of Russian origin was having too much fun to care what her fellow university students thought. She intended to last the whole night, and the City of London was to
Fallen MothHe'd put it off long enough, but it had been a few days now since he had sent Hushedsnow off, she'd mentioned something about Highclan, although personally he hoped she'd ended up in Leafclan - he didn't know of any Dark Forest Cats there. He wanted her to be safe, but hopefully it would only be for a short time more.
The Clan was preoccupied with the sharks, and Aspenstar had left the Nursery so she could give orders more efficiently from The Leader's Den.
Getting Aspenstar alone had been one of the hardest parts of the plan, with Crystalshimmer and all those kits in the Nursery, as well as Shadowcliff moving in and out all the time, but it seemed these sharks had arrived as a gift - although he was pretty sure even The Dark Forest couldn't have arranged that one.
Mothlight had been watching The Leader's Den all day, getting to know how regularly Warriors would appear and which ones appeared more often, working out the spacing between their trips. It seemed that the times Tigers
Meowth TF"That one looks nice." The 16 year old Sasha said. "But ma'mm," The Kennel Guard said with an eyebrow raised. "I'm not even sure that's a cat. But whatever you say." The vet took the creature out of the cage. When Sasha looked at it, it reminded her of her favorite Pokémon, Meowth. As she gleefully bought it, she was excited to get a pet. As she pulled into the driveway of her house, in 5 second she was in her house and ready to see her new cat. On her couch, she put the carrier on her lap and unlocked it. As the cage door popped open, the cat's head popped out, Sasha grabbed it and hugged it so tight. She invited her friend, Sirena, over to see it. When Sasha invites Sirena in, they both squealed in delight. "OMG OMG you have it you have it! I only thought they were imaginary it even has the gem on it's head!!!" Sirena screamed. "I know!!! And only $50 bucks!!!" Sasha replied.When sasha picked the Meowth up, it accidentally scratched it's claw against her thigh. "Ow!" she screame
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